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Biography lends to death a new terror

I am not young enough to know everything.

Name:
Rose
Birthdate:
21 September 1972
Location:
How You Know Me:

Firan: Baphyra, Luralee, Zara
SCA: HL Rosalinde McAllistair, AoA, JdL, Alb, Lions Gate, AnTir
Real Life: Yeah, right! I have no RL friends!!

My Super Powers:

*I can feed anyone who enters my house, regardless of what's in my kitchen at the time.

*I can say anything I want without offending people because I giggle after I talk, and people think it's cute.

*I emit a sex aura of about 20 feet. People within this blast zone get laid just by being around me.

*I never have to shave my legs, and yet they are smooth as a baby's backside.

*I can create any art or craft project without instructions. Except crocheting. That's my kryptonite.

My Super Villian Powers:

*I lose my wallet/purse/keys about once a year, minimum.

*I emit a Chaos aura of about 50 feet. In my presence, objects fly off shelves, mysterious papers appear in dishevelled heaps and dust accumulates on everything.

*I can't drive+

+NEWS UPDATE!!! I can NOW DRIVE!!!!!

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